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  3. earthnation:

    lolgr8:

    earthnation:

    that picture is so close to 1k i can taste it 

    taste the thirst

    taste the me blocking you

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  5. gyzym:

    You know, a few months ago this dude friend of mine showed up to hang out with me all dejected. Over a couple of drinks he explained his long face — earlier that night, he’d been walking down the street behind this really cute girl, and when she looked back at him over her shoulder,…

     
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  10. amandaspoetrycontest:

    I’m Rachael Fischer and this is my poem, my blog is here

    (via hate)

     

  11. NO BUT SERIOUSLY

    jamietheignorantamerican:

    WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT THE QUETZALCOATLUS?!

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    I MEAN, JESUS F. CHRIST.

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    PTERODACTYLS AIN’T SHIT NEXT TO THESE MOTHER FUCKERS. QUETZALCOATLUS FUCKING ATE BABY DINOSAURS FOR BRUNCH.

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    LITTLE-FOOT, NOOOO!!!

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    JUST IMAGINE SOMETHING AS TALL AS A MOTHER FUCKING GIRAFFE

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    SOARING THROUGH THE SKIES AT 80 MILES PER HOUR, AND THEN SWOOPING DOWN AND FUCKING EATING YOUR FACE OFF. 

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    FUCKING QUETZALCOATLUS

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  13. upgraders:

    “r u a top or a bottom”

    what do you mean like bunk beds or mario kart or what 

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